This is how I enjoy my Birthday alone!

Oyyeee Happy Birthdayyy Usman!!!

lol

Where is the fun???

No matter I’m all alone today its fun that I wake up late in the morning and today on my birthday I didn’t brush my teeth no hand wash! Just head over to the kitchen … O man! Where are spoons??? Orrite, I got an idea to make burger for breakfast … it’s a Double Decker Beef burger umMm yum yum!!! Holy shi* … There’s no electricity, there’s no money in ATMs on special events, even no tone in my wireless phone lol, (bread, beef, eggs and tomato ketchup all are there in frying pan) thank GOD there is some charge in my cell phone’s battery, but there’s no cooking oil man … its ok Kerosene oil is there NO big deal!!! Ufffff there is no batteries in my YOYO … but I still LOVE you PAKISTAN, coz there’s my family, friends, lots of mud, people are loving, lots of garbage inside and outside the bin lol, lovely land, beautiful weathers, places, and lots of extraordinary stuff, in fact I’m there and there’s my WORLD!!!

I received tons of SMS on my cell coz, the ring tone is “ton ton ton” lol. Oh man! My burger … Its burnt!!!!! Aww, Miss ya Mom, Dad, Sis, Bros and my little sweethearts MAHAM & DUA. Burger is YumMmyyy!!! I’m gonna visit bathroom ;) its break time (brb).

Orrite I’m back shackkkkkkkkkkk. I’m going to my uncle’s office for buying a gift for myself coz, today I haven’t receive any lol =)).

Yes! Uncle paid the charges of my gift yoOhoO. I got a shaving machine now ;) damn! There’s too much dirt and weather is cold after early morning’s rain. Feeling hungry … umm nothing to eat … can’t go out, just leave it! I think I should GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ate nothing YES nothing! Done lots of lots of window shopping, went through many places, Restaurants, Parks, Roads, Shops but only one thing is common that today is my BIRTHDAY lol.

OK! In the end, Usman Congratulations & Celebrations on the Best very Happy Birthday. Yes! I’m my Favorite & I'm here to hug myself on this blah blah day =)) lol. Usman, Money is Short and time is hard so I just text you you’re birthday gift buddy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY boyyy, all the world is cake for you so take only a small piece not too much! =)) Love you so much, Live long, Live happy, Muah!!!